For an adorable couple, a yearly review by me

March 15, 2006
Noida

SV Wedlock yearly review- Vol I, Part A

Its been a superb quarter for the SV Wedlock, with new
initiations and building of nouveau relationships with the
old ones being strengthened further. The parents have
assured full support to their wards in matters of cognition.
Mr Buddy has finally signed the ‘ SVB Loyalty Pact’ with
the petrified bride. The SVB pact is aimed at extending the
loyalty and royalty services of Mr B to the blushing bride
in return of her supervision and extensive care services to
him and ensuring that now she blushes for the right reason
in his esteemed presence. There has been some unrest over
professional matters and domestic-chores-crisis hitting the
rooftop for the quick-witted bride but given her proactive
attitude, the light can be seen at the end of tunnel.
There have been some additions to the ‘miscellaneous
expenditure a/c’ of Messrs SV, probe setup by the greeneyed
warring party has revealed wardrobe-extension and
makeover plan for Ms P, the once dowdy and haggardlooking
sibling of the bride. Trusted Delhi University
sources make known that Ms P is painting the campus red
& adding many more bimbos and so-called hot dudes to her
list of ‘jealous junkies’ and is planning to flush all of them
down the WC pipe.
A health and well-being analysis conducted for Messrs SV
by none other than the bright Ms P throws light on the
expanding waistbands of the party concerned. The areas of
improvement include regular walks to malls and
controlled eating.
So till next quarterly review, heres hoping the SV Wedlock
does really well in all their personal and professional
endeavors!

Cheers to SV Wedlock!!

And, wishing them congratulations on completing THREE
months of blissful marriage.


Yours for life,
Ms P & Mr H